The 4 Best Friends

     One day Mario and Rocky are sitting in the school park when Mario asked Rocky
M: Hey, can I borrow your blackberry
R: Yeah of course, here it is
     While Mario is going through Rocky's blackberry messenger contacts 
M: Who's this girl?
R: it's Julie, a friend of mine
     She looks pretty, Mario talks to himself. Then he adds Julie to his BBM contact, surprisingly Julie accepted the request.
M: Thank you *smiley face*
J: You're welcome *smiley face*
M: So...you're Rocky's friend?
J: Yeah
M: Which school are you going to?
     But Julie didn't replied it. The next morning, she checked on her phone and saw a message from Mario, then she replied 
J: Sorry I just read your message by now.
M: It's okay though
J: Well I gotta get ready for school now, bye
     On the other side, Viola, Julie's best friend told her that she has a crush on somebody
V: Hey Julie, do you have time? I just saw a boy at the park. I think he's Rocky's friend but I don't know his name
J: Oh really? he must be....
     The school bell's ring. They get into their classroom and continue studying until the final bell rang. And when Julie checked her cellphone she finds a new message from Mario.
M: Are you home now?
J: Yeah
M: By the way, which school are you going to?
J: I'm going to the London School 
M: Really? That means, we're in the same school! But I never see you around...let's meet up then! At the school cafetaria maybe?
J: Okay, see you then...


     They met up at the canteen on the next day
M: Julie?
J: Yeah...and you are Mario?
M: Yes, so we meet huh?
V: (whispering) This is the boy I've told you yesterday
     But Julie didn't listen to Viola at that time. Days by days have gone by, Julie and Mario are getting closer and closer. Until one day, something extraordinary happen at the school yard. 
M: Julie, I really really have this special feeling. I have a crush on you...will you be my girl?
     Julie panicked and she said no without any second thought to Mario. Because she knows that Viola has the same feeling for Mario. After that drama happened, Mario went to see Rocky  to tell him about everything.
M: Oh maaaannnn..... I am so embarrassed about that. But, I'm still gonna get her!
R: Maybe it's just not the right time. I'm sure you'll gonna get her one day


     On the other side while Julie is on her way to the toilet to wash her face, Viola came to her. 
V: So? You betrayed our friendship! You know exactly how I feel about Mario!
J: But Viola....
     Viola was so angry she didn't even care what Julie is trying to say
J: Oh god...its all my fault


A few weeks later, Julie tried to convinced Viola that it is not her fault. Viola forgive her and she tried to let Mario go with her best friend. And then Mario and Rocky came along.
M: Julie, this one more time...will you be my girlfriend?
J: (blushing) Yes


And then they lived their life with full of joy

Happy Kittens

      Olga is a female cat and she's in a very good relationship with Thomas, a male cat. They lived together in a comfy pet shop with 20 other animals. And they also have another bestfriends named Mike and Tinkie. Olga, Mike, Tinkie and Thomas likes to take a night stroll in the neighbourhood. Thomas is a really good looking and maintained cat, but he's a little bit grumpy. While Olga is just a normal breed female cat but she's really nice and  friendly. But they are a different breeding cat.

      Beside different breeding, they also have a different personality. But that what makes them attracted to each other. One day, Thomas asked Olga to walk with him. But Olga wants Tinkie to come with, Thomas said no. Olga agreed after all. After taking a long walk, they headed back to the pet shop. Right in front of the front door, Thomas said that he wants to have cute kittens with her. She gets really really confused and surprised. Since they're a different breeding, it must be really hard to have cute kittens later, Olga lost her self confidence. 

      From that day, she keep avoiding Thomas. They always shared food together usually, but today is different. Olga shared her food with Tinkie while having a chat. Felt being ignored by Olga, Thomas tell about what happend to his mate, Mike. Mike said that Thomas shouldnt force her to marry and having kittens together, because if that happen they will have ugly kittens. But Thomas ignores what his mate said. 

      Actually, Olga and Thomas share the same feeling each other, but differences is what unsure them. By seeing the other cats with different breeding had their kittens, but they just didn't survived and it scares Thomas and Olga. Then, Olga went to talk to Thomas about her feelings. Thomas is suprised yet very happy. 

      After encouraging each other, they married, and they're expecting the kittens. Days of days passed by, D-Day is here! Olga is giving birth to their cute kittens and they are bunch of happy and healthy kittens. Not as they expected. Olga, Thomas and 4 cute kittens live as a happy family for the rest of their life. 

SPOOF TEXT

BREAKFAST

There was a place who lived by a widow and her two sons. One morning, mom is having her birthday.

Son1,2 : Happy birthday mom!!!

Mom     : Oh sons, thank you so much

Son 1     : Mom, because today is your birthday, please don’t get out of bed, just continue your rest.

Mom     : Are you serious??

Son 2     : Yes mom, please!!!

Pleasantly, she obeyed the son’s command. There she is staying still in her bed. Meanwhile, she smelled an omelet and bacon from the kitchen. Mom thinked her sons are making her breakfast.

             Once it is done, the sons called their mom to go downstairs

             Son 1     : Come down mom! Look what we have here.

When mom is walking down the stairs, she saw both of her sons are seating nicely in front of the dining table and there are a well served omelet and bacon in front of them.

             Mom     : Oh, how nice of you, thank you sons, today I be a happiest mother in this world

             Son1      : “Well its not for you mom. It’s a surprise actually, that we’re making our self a breakfast this morning”.

Text analysis for breakfast text

•       Orientation

                Mom is having her birthday, and her sons obeyed her to not to get out of bed

•       Event

                The sons are making their breakfast in the kitchen

•       Twist

                The sons are not making the breakfast for their mom, while mom’s thinking the opposite way

James and john are lunatic asylum occupant. They went to lunatic asylum in the same time so they get to the same cell. And that's why they're becoming best friend. 

                At a free time, they were having a engrossing conversation beside the pool. It was pretty hot that day.  Seeing their friend swimming. Cursory, John would go for a swim too. But he forgot that he cant swim. Without a second thought, he jumped into the pool. James followed john to jump to save his best friend. 

                After listened to that story from the nurse, the doctor who handle both of them thinks he have to send james down.  Because, james' psychological condition has improved and getting back to the society is a good option. 

When Doctor called james and asked, 

Doctor                 : The nurse said that you saved John

James                   : Yes, I did  

Doctor                 : And where's john? 

James pulled doctor's sleeve to the yard  and says, "I hang john so he can quickly dry" 

Text analysis for spoof text 2

Orientation       : james and john are lunatic asylum occupant and they got into the same cell.

Event                 : John jumped into the pool eventhough he cant swim, and then James followed                              to save him.

Twist                  : James hung  John to dry him up